Pendejos. What is a pendejo? A pendejo
is an idiot, a fool, or an asshole. An idiot is a stupid person. A fool is a
person who acts unwisely or imprudently; basically a silly person. And, an
asshole is, well, an anus, but in other term, it’s an irritating or contemptible person. In this story, the
pendejos are not idiots nor assholes, but fools. And who are these fools? My
buddies and I. We call ourselves, ‘Pendejos’.
We are five in total. My buddies are
Berry, Al, Adam, and Holmes. I’m Scharf. To be honest, we are sometimes asshole
to each other and idiots, mostly on purpose and occasionally it’s in our nature,
but I’m certain that we are fools. Complete fools, only if we are together. If
we are separated, each of us will be a person who is exceptionally intelligent
or creative, either generally or in some particular respect; in other
summarized words, we are geniuses. We have exceptional intellectual or creative
power or other natural ability when we are alone. Well, we are only geniuses in
our own worlds. As in, we are smart when it comes to our interests; the things
that we have a passion for.
Like Berry and Adam, they are very
good in education. When I say ‘very good’, I mean they are excellent at it.
100% top notch! Al, Holmes and I really want to be like them. From time to
time, we would try to beat them in academic competition, just our own
competition, not like a big competition where we can win prizes like money,
technologies and etc. Though if it was a big competition, Berry and Adam would
definitely win. We can win too, but the chances are low, however that doesn’t
stop us from trying.
Furthermore, Al and Holmes, they are
good when it comes to socializing. The way they interact with others, it’s just
impressive. When they make jokes, they can make everyone burst out laughing,
not just burst out in laughter, but in tears too! Because their jokes are too
funny. Berry, Adam and I make jokes too, but it’s not funny as theirs. Let’s
just say that 5 of us can make jokes that are funny, but Al and Holmes’ are
more entertaining, and they made lots of friends because of it.
Some of you probably wonder what
qualities I have, since I mentioned 4 of my friends’ characteristics. Well,
mine, is probably just 25% in education, 25% in socializing, and the other 50% of
the qualities are unnecessary things, like gaming, being weirder than others,
being nice, being awesome to myself not to others, self-loving, being an idiot
and etc. I don’t know. When it comes to education, I will either full-on study
or full-on procrastinate. No joke. If I procrastinate the first week of exams,
I will procrastinate the whole exam weeks. I have to get the vibes in order to
study. And when it comes to socializing. God. Help me and the people I interact
with. My jokes aren’t even amusing to others. I will make lame puns and people
would roll their eyes, or look at me weird because the pun isn’t funny. And I
will either be anxious or easygoing when socializing with others. That’s enough
of bad things about me. Let’s move on to good things about me. Okay, let’s see.
I can make inspiring metaphors/analogies. I guess that’s good. I would go deep
and meaningful. Though some people say I overthink and call me crazy because of
this, but hey, it’s how I live my life. You either hate it or roll with it,
because some people understand my metaphors/analogies and got inspired by them.
Anyways, back to the main topic. We
are the pendejos. We make a great team since 2 of us are intelligent, the other
2 are outgoing and the last one, me, is the noob and weird one. The person who is inexperienced in a particular
sphere or activity and who is uncanny. Together, we teach each other in
education, socializing, and being weird, that’s my job. Sometimes my weirdness
can open their eyes, or can make them avoid me.
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